That’s a good way of putting it

February 7, 2011 at 5:39 pm (humor, politics)

A YouTube user by the name of YanksAreFucktards wrote the most beautiful summary about America:

As you all know, Yanks have no sense of humour whatsoever and they come to YouTube day in day out to cry and strop like children, using a barrage of Hannah Montana levels of English.

In particular, check out their whining round-the-clock rants on the ‘Americans Are Not Stupid’ video. Hilarious! Moreover, the Yanks only Brit-bash there because the geographically challenged fucktards think it’s is a British video! LMFAO! But do let me know if you see any of them making anti-Aussie comments. I won’t hold my breath though, lol.

Seriously, though, it would be refreshing to meet a Yank on here who doesn’t gain their “knowledge” of superior cultures such as the UK from watching Austin Powers and Simpsons DVDs but at least occasionally read a book or a newspaper (of course, they could always ask the immensely popular Sarah Palin for advice on which rag to read – she couldn’t even name one single Yank newspaper when asked in an interview!!!). And by the way – for the record, I hate the Queen (as do most Brits), prefer coffee to tea (again, as do the majority) and have perfect teeth.

Yankland is traditionally an evil and manipulative shithole, spreading hate and disaster around the globe and leading the World in obesity, racism, oppression, gun obsession, poor education and lousy healthcare. America – land of the free…as long as you’re a straight, white, male, rich, Bible-thumping Republican. Oh and it helps to be fat.

Furthermore, Americans are fat, loud, sweaty, arrogant, greedy, ignorant, fugly, shallow, vacuous, illiterate, dentally challenged, gun-toting, Saudi-sponsored, shit-stupid, in-bred, Bible-thumping, racist, homophobic, warmongering, Bush-electing, death-penalty-supporting, organised-crime-supporting, innocent-people-torturing, language-wrecking, environment-destroying, tipping-obsessed, shrink-visiting, UHC-preventing, KKK-supporting, wooden-house-dwelling, IRA-terrorist-sponsoring, weird-sport-loving, crap-movie-making, cheesy-song-producing, doughnut-munching, Bud-guzzling, morbidly obese, brace-wearing, conservative, redneck trailer-trash cunts. No offence.

Oh and may I take this opportunity to thank you Yanks (especially the ones who keep banging on about how you “saved Britain’s asses in WW2” – yawn) for spending 1933-1941 selling arms and artillery to the Nazis, joining WW2 two years late, sexually harassing all our women while our brave soldiers were away fighting and for committing the World’s two biggest ever terrorist atrocities in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We’re most grateful.

And thanks for your massacres of innocent people in Iran, Guatemala, Chile and El Salvador (in your quest to replace democratically elected heads of state with dictators), your brutality in Afghanistan, Vietnam and Korea, the genocide of the native Americans, the lynching of black people, the repugnant McCarthy Witch Hunts (“Land of the free” – yeah, right!), the 150000 innocent civilians killed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and the 120000 murdered in Iraq since the invasion (not to mention the tens of thousands blown up in air raid attacks between 1990 and 2003). Cheers.

Oh and by the way, anyone doubting the alleged stupidity of Americunts and shittiness of Yankland in general, consider the following sobering facts:

Firstly, they voted George W. Bush into power! TWICE, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!

Secondly, 93% OF THEM STILL BELIEVE IN GOD!!! LMFAO!!!

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Everyone is going to hell–really? Pics!

January 31, 2011 at 4:45 pm (humor)

Apparently a YouTube user named tamtampamela thinks “Everyone is going to hell.” That’s funny, because the viewers of her video have other things on their minds:

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Free Christian Satellite TV!

January 27, 2011 at 9:16 am (humor)

Who doesn’t want free TV? If you love, love, LOVE Christian television, there’s a satellite for you! SpiritCast (Wikipedia article) is a satellite service that offers free Christian television service (just purchase the dish) without monthly fees, etc.

What brought this to my attention? I was browsing through my Roku channels yesterday, and I noticed that there is a feed in the Liberty News Radio (an appropriately titled Conservative channel) archives titled “Operation Restore Christian America“. There’s an official site called Christian Liberty Publishing, but it’s not very well designed. (Mirror of the PDFs on that site here: https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B_U…ZGRkNzI3&hl=en.)

So, if you want free TV, this is a chance for you!

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