Bible warning labels and more

December 6, 2007 at 6:27 am (humor)

Before you burn that Bible, remember that it is a book, and like all things, books need love. So, why not add a little love with this warning label. For $2, you get a dozen. You may have seen the pic provided, but rest assured it isn’t what I’m advertising. It’s small, it’s effective, and of course, it’s going to piss off a lot of people. But, you’re doing it in the name of science, so feel proud that you too are spreading the word that us atheists are fucking tired of Christian propaganda bullshit. Also, check out the book section. It’s a dandy.

Oh, this is what the label says for those who can’t read it:

Warning: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.

Content advisory: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

Exposure Warning: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in some extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder, and genocide.


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